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MY CLASSMATE CONNIE

Author : Irvin L. Rozier
MY CLASSMATE CONNIE
by Irvin Rozier
10/08/04


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I ONCE HAD A CLASSMATE NAMED CONNIE
SHE HAD A CRUSH ON A BOY NAMED DONNIE
SHE WANTED TO GET HIS ATTENTION
EVEN IF SHE HAD TO GO TO DETENTION
SHE CHEATED OFF IRVIN'S TEST PAPER
TO DENTENTION SHE WENT FOR THIS LITTLE CAPER
SHE WAS HAPPY AS SHE COULD BE
FOR DONNIE WAS THERE FOR HER TO SEE.

COPYRIGHT 2004 IRVIN L. ROZIER


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