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Austin Powers 2 Quotes

Author : Stephanie Molnar
Scott: If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something?

Dr. Evil: Well it's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

Felicity Shagwell: Felicity Shagwell, CIA. Shagwell by name, shag very well by reputation.

Fat Bastard: Of course I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead.

Dr. Evil: I would probably move on, get another clone but there would be a 15 minute period there where I would just be inconsolable.

Dr. Evil: Mini Me, stop humping the laser.

Fat Bastard: I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly.

Fat Bastard: First things first: Where's the shitter? I've got a turtle-head poking out.

Austin: I don't care if he is a fat bastard Felicity. You don't kick a man in the pills. It's just not cricket.

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