Mental Health Humor: Mental Health Awareness 2008, Stop STIGMA -
How, you might say to yourself? That’s just crazy. I was reading this post the whole time and I can’t be that nuts. I mean, come on, I know I’ma wack job but I really have to be looney to miss that point! ….Hmmm, do you see it? ...The Dallas Cowboys Say Vote Early And Vote Often
We've heard the stories of Lyndon Johnson jacking ballot boxes to win an election but we figured the days of blatant election stealing were over unless you're talking about "voter fraud" which really means disenfranchising voters. ... 10 Other Ways To Say "We Need to Talk"
Everyone's heard it and no one likes it. "We need to talk" isn't the only way to tell someone that you do in fact need to talk. "We need to talk."When I hear those words, alarms immediately start going off in my head, for any words ... Using Humor In Public Speaking
Everyone has their own way of dealing with public speaking, but you will find that humor will go along way when it comes to informing, persuading, or entertaining your audience. Yes, you might have something serious to say, however, ... Late Night Wednesday 10/8/08
I don’t want to say the debate was boring, but I didn’t think a political event could be that dull without the help of Al Gore. It got a little heated at one point when McCain said that we don’t have time for on-the-job training. ... Late Night Political Humor
They use that because they say it demonstrates the next president’s ability to think and talk at the same time. Or as President Bush calls that, ’showing off.’” -Jay Leno. “And it was broadcast live from Nashville. ... What does your bar tab say about you?
Have you ever seen a receipt laying on a bar top, and thought to yourself “I bet I know what kind of person this belongs to”? Is it possible to formulate a conclusion based solely on what someone ordered? We’d like to think so. ... Funny bidness: A little gallows humor to lighten your day
Trading online is just great. I find it really speeds things up. I now get my margin calls five times as fast. Q: In these busy market times, how can you get the attention of your broker? A: Say, "Hey, waiter!" ... Trolling the WWW for Wall Street “gallows humor”…
A: Say, “Hey, waiter!” Q. What do you call 12 investment bankers at the bottom of the ocean? A. A good start. Q. What’s the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? A. A large pizza can feed a family of four. ... New Yorker Fest Political Humor Panel: Pro Sarah Palin Jokes ...
Borowitz: Plenty of Obama humor in the stuff around Obama (like super-lib blogs) 03:46 PM. "Market Tumbles on News That Bush Is Still President" 03:47 PM. Hilarious SamBee clip from the RNC trying to get Repubs to say the word "choice. ...
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