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No Hunny, You Look Great

Author : Tyler Brooker

"Am I fat?" Don't even start with me. I thought that dreadful
lose-lose question was a part of history! "Do these jeans make
my butt look big?" - "No hunny, your butt makes those pants look
big". Why do women still insist on puting men in this ridiculus
situation? And it isn't as though we can just say "I refuse to
answer", because then you came up with "Geez, you don't even
care about how i feel". Wow.

Look ladies, guys arent the only ones with eyes. You know just
as well as us if something makes your butt look fat. This is me,
making a request for all guys out there - DON'T ASK US THAT!
Instead, try something like "aw, I'm fat", so that we can come
back and tell you that you are not. This way, everyone wins.
Your happy, we're happy, and the divorce rate drops 10 fold.

Moving right along. Ladies, if you are overweight, do something!
don't complain, just get rid of the excess. There are tons and
tons of ways to lose weight, so pick one! This is one more
of those win-win situations. After you lose some weight, your
happy, we're happy, and Jenny Craig is wealthy.

So lets review... No asking us if your fat.... No complaining if
you ARE overweight (And if you are, chose from one of the
million ways to lose weight)..... And have a happy
relashionship! Look, most guys just want to have fun. We clearly
don't like fighting, and girls shouldnt either, so lets get
along, ad remember everything you read here today!

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